Daily Culinary Quote: Because this is America

“Why would you put bacon on nachos in the first place?” Misha asked.

“Dude. We’re in America. We put bacon on everything.”

~ Avon Gale (Power Play)

“Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we’ve got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that’s why you ought to be glad you’re an American.”

~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (Interview in City Limits, 11 March 1983)

“Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place, aren’t you?”

“It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify anything that isn’t a steak house as vegetarian.”

“Yes, I can. This is America. You said Americans assert their own opinions as if they were facts and dismiss inconvenient facts as mere opinions.”

~ Kevin Hearne (Kaibab Unbound)

…or because you’re Texan….

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