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don’t tell me to relax

Daily Culinary Quote: Cake + Apes = Missing Genitals?

March 12, 2018March 8, 2018 by snarkygurl

“Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.”

~ Amy Poehler

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