at least I don’t think I am.
“Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.”
~ Amy Poehler
“Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn’t be eating this Totino’s Party Pizza in the first place.”
~ Adam Peterson
“I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.”
~ Norm MacDonald
You baked cookies? Dude no offense but that’s kind of gay.
I take it you mean gay as in feminine. If so then you’re way off, baking is manly as hell. I saw where cookies weren’t and say no, this will not do. I created my own food, with science. I wanted cookies, so I made some goddamn cookies because they are tasty and delicious. The only difference between me and my mother making them, is I took some grown up initiative instead of being caught up in obsolete gender roles.
The only thing that would have been gay about me baking cookies is if a dude wanted to perform fellatio on me as payment for them because lets face it, my cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.
~ Jayden (@jaydenw) Ask Jayen a Question
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
~ Dean Koontz (Life Expectancy)