Proper Opossum Gourmet Cooking

When Simple Nutrition Just Isn’t Enough by ME Pearl Productions.

I learned three important things about opossums and fine dining from this instructional video:

  1. “Opossums don’t like pepper, so don’t give an opossum pepper.”
  2. It’s important to taste test your opossums food to make sure it’s not too hot, cold, spicy, bland, or just plain revolting.
  3. Opossums understand that sometimes you’re too tired to cook, and are fine with frozen gourmet meals.

The interesting part is that I could apply most of the information in this video to my husband as well.  Even the part about pureeing certain types of disliked items to mix with his paté.  Hmmmm….